Chris

Record breaking 141-0 beer pong champion. Against himself.

Chris was raised by a pack of rabid Easter Bunnies, hence his cuteness. His early years he was only sustained on Jameson Irish Whiskey and Peeps. His penchant for booze and refined sugar have increased his metabolic rate so well that it increased his ADHD into a Super Hero Power.

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